So your at home and you look out into the garden and you notice a wasp nest. Now your stuck wondering what to do so you go to your laptop and find this blog. You sit there for a moment wondering why you are reading “5 Really Bad Tips for Removing a Wasps Nest” when you really want to remove a wasps nest then you realize you are genuinely interested in how not to do it so you know how not do it. But you are starting to get bored and your worrying about the wasps nest so let’s have a look at how not to remove a wasps nest!
Don’t show any fear but make them afraid
Have you ever heard the expression “They are more afraid of you than you are of them?” I am a firm believer in this quote so when you do eventually approach the wasps nest I highly recommend screaming at the top of your lungs with your best war face on. This is sure to make them scared and get rid of a vast proportion of the wasps.
Sometimes a quick getaway is very important so what you definitely do not want is having too much clothes weighing you down thus slowing your retreat from the wasps. I recommend shorts and no t-shirts which should give you the best chance of clearing out quickly.
Be in touch with your surrounding
Sensitivity and knowing all your enemies (wasps) positions at all time is vital which is why I personally recommend never wearing anything that can dull the sensitivity of your senses. This includes gloves, glasses and headphones. Although make an exception for headphones if you have some music that can really psych you up!
Know anyone naive?
Removing a wasp nest can be dangerous so it is best if the general (you) does not go into battle himself. Find a soldier (someone naive that you know) to go into battle for you.
PS. This isn’t so much a bad tip as a very unethical tip
You also may need moral support during your situation so I recommend inviting the whole neighborhood along to watch you dispose of the wicked wasps nest. This means you will be more confident and thus be more successful in removing the wasps nest. A win win situation for everybody.
This is the only good tip!
Hire a pest control specialist who will come out and remove the wasps nest. It is not expensive to have a wasp nest removed and to be honest with you my tips are a little useless so it’s probably the best bet.